Gopi’s Birthday

I see tombstones all around.
Death is part and parcel of my life
People panic when they are in fear
but panic is my bread and butter

I get jittery if there are no APRs
I get uneasy if the kernel does not panic
I get attacks if there are no force closes
I feel I am the gatekeeper of hell

Let this day bring 1000 tombstones
10000 kernel panics and a million system panics
a billion force closes and a trillion exceptions

I am not sure if i blessed you or cursed you
all i wanted was to make you happy
Since this sounds more like a curse
here is the actual song ofcourse:

Let this day bring all the joy
let all your wishes come true today
may you always smile as ever
may you cherish every moment of the day

i pray you reach for the stars
touch all the clouds of success floating around
may you be a role model to others
may you be the most sought after one.

Many many happy returns of the day